Your ballot
And the winners are congratulations, sort of
Contestants tap your name
Lock in your answers
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Lightning round who voted for who
Nothing's free. You voted, I'm telling.
Backstage
Categories on the ballot:
No close time set. You close it by hand.
One-liners are optional. Fill in the ones that deserve it and leave the rest blank.
Start over: wipes every vote and phone lock and reopens the polls. Names and one-liners stay.